| Titel | Album | Jahr |
| (Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup You're Sitting On The Chicken) | Laughter | 1980 |
| (You're My) Inspiration | 4000 Weeks Holiday | 1984 |
| All Those Who Say Okay | Apples | 1989 |
| Apples | Apples | 1989 |
| Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler | Ten More Turnips From The Tip | 2002 |
| Ban The Bomb | 4000 Weeks Holiday | 1984 |
| Bed 'O' Roses No. 9 | Mr. Love Pants | 1998 |
| Bill Haley's Last Words | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
| Billericay Dickey | New Boots And Panties!! | 1977 |
| Billericay Dickie | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| Billericay Dickie | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| Bit Of Kit | Apples | 1989 |
| Blackmail Man | New Boots And Panties!! | 1977 |
| Blackmail Man | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| Blockheads | New Boots And Panties!! | 1977 |
| Blockheads | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| Books And Water | Ten More Turnips From The Tip | 2002 |
| Bus Driver's Prayer | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
| Bus Drivers Prayer | Apples | 1989 |
| Byline Brow | Apples | 1989 |
| Cacka Boom | Mr. Love Pants | 1998 |
| Clever Trevor | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| Clevor Trever | New Boots And Panties!! | 1977 |
| Clevor Trever | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| Cowboys | Ten More Turnips From The Tip | 2002 |
| D'Orine The Cow | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
| Dance For The Screamers | Do It Yourself | 1979 |
| Dance Little Rude Boy | Ten More Turnips From The Tip | 2002 |
| Dance Of The Crackpots | Laughter | 1980 |
| Delusions Of Grandeur | Laughter | 1980 |
| Don't Ask Me | Do It Yourself | 1979 |
| Englands Glory | Apples | 1989 |
| Fly In The Ointment | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
| Friends | 4000 Weeks Holiday | 1984 |
| Fucking Ada | Laughter | 1980 |
| Funky Disco Pops | Lord Upminster | 1981 |
| Game On | Apples | 1989 |
| Geraldine | Mr. Love Pants | 1998 |
| Girls Watching | Lord Upminster | 1981 |
| Happy Hippy | Ten More Turnips From The Tip | 2002 |
| Have A Word | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
| Heavy Living | Mr. Love Pants | 1998 |
| Hey, Hey, Take Me Away | Laughter | 1980 |
| Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| Honeysuckle Highway | Mr. Love Pants | 1998 |
| I Believe | Ten More Turnips From The Tip | 2002 |
| I Could Lie | Ten More Turnips From The Tip | 2002 |
| I Made Mary Cry | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| I'm Partial To Your Abracadabra | New Boots And Panties!! | 1977 |
| I'm Partial To Your Abracadabra | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| If I Was With A Woman | New Boots And Panties!! | 1977 |
| If I Was With A Woman | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| Inbetweenies | Do It Yourself | 1979 |
| Intro | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| It Ain't Cool | Ten More Turnips From The Tip | 2002 |
| Itinerant Child | Mr. Love Pants | 1998 |
| Jack Shit George | Mr. Love Pants | 1998 |
| London Talking | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
| Lonely Town | Lord Upminster | 1981 |
| Looking For Harry | Apples | 1989 |
| Love Is All | Apples | 1989 |
| Lullaby For Francies | Do It Yourself | 1979 |
| Manic Depression (Jimi) | Laughter | 1980 |
| Mash It Up Harry | Mr. Love Pants | 1998 |
| Mischief | Do It Yourself | 1979 |
| My Old Man | New Boots And Panties!! | 1977 |
| My Old Man | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| My Old Man | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| No Such Thing As Love | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
| O'Donegal | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
| Oh Mr. Peanut | Laughter | 1980 |
| One Love | Ten More Turnips From The Tip | 2002 |
| Over The Points | Laughter | 1980 |
| P.C.Honey | Apples | 1989 |
| Pardon | Laughter | 1980 |
| Percy The Poet | 4000 Weeks Holiday | 1984 |
| Peter The Painter | 4000 Weeks Holiday | 1984 |
| Plaision Patricia | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| Plaistow Patricia | New Boots And Panties!! | 1977 |
| Plaistow Patricia | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| Poo-Poo In The Prawn | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
| Poor Joey | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
| Quick Quick Slow | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
| Quiet | Do It Yourself | 1979 |
| Quiet | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| Really Glad You Came | 4000 Weeks Holiday | 1984 |
| Red Letter | Lord Upminster | 1981 |
| Riding The Outskirts Of Fantasy | Apples | 1989 |
| Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll | New Boots And Panties!! | 1977 |
| Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| Sink My Boats | Do It Yourself | 1979 |
| Spasticus Autisticus | Lord Upminster | 1981 |
| Spasticus Autisticus | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| Superman's Big Sister | Laughter | 1980 |
| Sweet Gene Vincent | New Boots And Panties!! | 1977 |
| Sweet Gene Vincent | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| Take Me To The Cleaners | 4000 Weeks Holiday | 1984 |
| Tell Your Daddy | 4000 Weeks Holiday | 1984 |
| That's Enough Of That | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
| The Body Song | Lord Upminster | 1981 |
| The Man With No Face | 4000 Weeks Holiday | 1984 |
| The Passing Show | Mr. Love Pants | 1998 |
| The Right People | Apples | 1989 |
| There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| This Is What We Find | Do It Yourself | 1979 |
| This Is What We Find | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| Trust Is A Must | Lord Upminster | 1981 |
| Two Old Dogs Without A Name | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
| Uncoolohol | Laughter | 1980 |
| Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy | Do It Yourself | 1979 |
| Upminster Kid | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| Very Personal | 4000 Weeks Holiday | 1984 |
| Wait For Me | Lord Upminster | 1981 |
| Waiting For Your Taxi | Do It Yourself | 1979 |
| Wake Up And Make Love With Me | New Boots And Panties!! | 1977 |
| Wake Up And Make Love With Me | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| Wake Up And Make Love With Me | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| What A Waste | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| What A Waste! | Warts 'N' Audience | 1991 |
| Yes & No (Paula) | Laughter | 1980 |
| You're More Than Fair | Straight From The Desk | 2001 |
| You're My Baby | Mr. Love Pants | 1998 |
| You're The Why | Ten More Turnips From The Tip | 2002 |
| Your Horoscope | Bus Drivers Prayer And Other Stories | 1992 |
